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A new tax on UK motorists to be unveiled
Details concerning drastic measures to
combat CO² emissions in the UK are to be unveiled by the government
soon. In a leaked memo from Whitehall, our reporter has discovered that
the government is to bring about brand new legislation, whereby all
motor vehicle owners : including those with motor cars, lorries and
buses, will pay-as-they-drive for their vehicle's CO² emissions.
It is said that from August 2007, each and every vehicle using the UK
road network, will be fitted with a small computerized device beneath
the dashboard, one that will inform central government the exact number
of miles each vehicle travels on an annual basis.
This new taxation, covering all vehicles according to their engine's
cubic capacity, is to be on a sliding scale starting at around thirty
pence per mile for smaller engined vehicles, and as high as
seventy-five pence at the top end for lorries and buses. This will be
recovered annually, with pay-as-you-drive commencing with the date of
the fitting of the device. This means that those who burn the most fuel
will, in fact, bear the brunt of this new far reaching method of
reducing CO² emissions.
With this country's ever increasing volume of new traffic coming onto
our roads, the government has felt that it has been forced to take what
will be seen by most motorists, as draconian measures, in a bid to
force them to reduce their dependency on unnecessary use of their
vehicles.
Finally, it has been suggested that this tax will be used as a step in
the right direction in paving the way for much cleaner, therefore less
polluting energy resources.
From our reporter in London. Guy D. Mann
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The long journey from the scrap heap!
A new tourist attraction for Buxton?
Well, that's what local ship enthusiast, Arnold Fairlyweather hopefully
believes. The Pavilion Gardens is set to get another boost to its
attractions, that is, if Arnold has his way.
He told our reporter early today, "I've saved her from the scrap heap.
I paid £10,500 to the former BR owners, mainly because I think she'll
make a fine new attraction on the gardens lake, and become a boon for
Buxton tourism." When asked if Arnold thinks he can get it into full
working order again, he replied. " I'm an engineer by trade, and by
hook or by crook, I'll bring some life back into the old girl. She's
the love of my whole life!"
The ex-passenger ferry will be open for public inspection and renamed "Pride of the Peak",
later this month. However, we can see that it will need lots of hard
work to get it up and running again. We wish Arnold the very best of
luck with his latest venture.
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Buxton's new TV station goes online
Buxton went out live to the rest of the
country early today, as the town's first local television station, This
is Buxton 21TV, hit the airwaves for the very first time.
When asked how they intended to make such a thing work for the town,
their chairman, Tony Babblesalot said, "We intend to get the support of
local businesses who are known for their generous support towards the
broadcasting media." He continued, " Advertising is fairly inexpensive
really, a 30 second slot will only cost around £300, which is very good
value for television." We asked him to tell us how far the station's
signals could be seen? "At present, it reaches as far away as Cowdale,
but we're looking to reach Tideswell by 2008.
Well, we shall see, as Buxton Online intends to keep its pages open for
further news on this topic. Many of us remember the period in our
history, when it was planned to open Buxton's first Airport at Harpur
Hill in the 1960s. Many residents didn't find it amusing to know that
their homes were to be cleared, to make way for the lengthy runway.
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Diamonds rediscovered in Buxton
The town is all excited about the latest
discovery, made by two local children, when out playing in a field.
Yes, it's true! Diamonds have been rediscovered in Buxton.
These stones have been known since they were first discovered in
Victorian times, when they formed part of an itinerary for walkers at
the time.
Noted in "Black's Guide to Buxton", these diamonds have always been a
source of wonder to those who find them. They are one of the seven
wonders of the Peak District.
Because of their value, the location of these diamonds is to be kept a secret for the moment.
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Buxton gets a Scottish Mountain Range!
A wealthy local philanthropist, Angus
Macatoomish, who came to live in Buxton 57 years ago, from his home in
the Scottish highlands, has successfully made a bid for the mountain
range that had been put up for sale in Scotland recently. Angus told
us, " I miss my homeland very much.
So much so, I thought it would be nice to bring part of my heritage
here to the Peak District. I feel sure that Buxton's tourism will
receive a boost because of this. It cost me a pretty penny, to be sure!"
Well, we feel that Mr Macatoomish has done the right thing. The skyline
to the west of Buxton will never quite be the same again. Mind you, I'm
sure that Angus will have a difficult time explaining to the former
residents of Macclesfield, and several other small towns and villages,
that their homes had to be demolished and flattened to make way for his
huge mountain range.
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