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A new tax on UK motorists to be unveiled

Details concerning drastic measures to combat CO² emissions in the UK are to be unveiled by the government soon. In a leaked memo from Whitehall, our reporter has discovered that the government is to bring about brand new legislation, whereby all motor vehicle owners : including those with motor cars, lorries and buses, will pay-as-they-drive for their vehicle's CO² emissions.

It is said that from August 2007, each and every vehicle using the UK road network, will be fitted with a small computerized device beneath the dashboard, one that will inform central government the exact number of miles each vehicle travels on an annual basis.

This new taxation, covering all vehicles according to their engine's cubic capacity, is to be on a sliding scale starting at around thirty pence per mile for smaller engined vehicles, and as high as seventy-five pence at the top end for lorries and buses. This will be recovered annually, with pay-as-you-drive commencing with the date of the fitting of the device. This means that those who burn the most fuel will, in fact, bear the brunt of this new far reaching method of reducing CO² emissions.

With this country's ever increasing volume of new traffic coming onto our roads, the government has felt that it has been forced to take what will be seen by most motorists, as draconian measures, in a bid to force them to reduce their dependency on unnecessary use of their vehicles.

Finally, it has been suggested that this tax will be used as a step in the right direction in paving the way for much cleaner, therefore less polluting energy resources.

From our reporter in London. Guy D. Mann

The long journey from the scrap heap!

buxton boat hoax

A new tourist attraction for Buxton? Well, that's what local ship enthusiast, Arnold Fairlyweather hopefully believes. The Pavilion Gardens is set to get another boost to its attractions, that is, if Arnold has his way.

He told our reporter early today, "I've saved her from the scrap heap. I paid £10,500 to the former BR owners, mainly because I think she'll make a fine new attraction on the gardens lake, and become a boon for Buxton tourism." When asked if Arnold thinks he can get it into full working order again, he replied. " I'm an engineer by trade, and by hook or by crook, I'll bring some life back into the old girl. She's the love of my whole life!"

The ex-passenger ferry will be open for public inspection and renamed "Pride of the Peak", later this month. However, we can see that it will need lots of hard work to get it up and running again. We wish Arnold the very best of luck with his latest venture.


Buxton's new TV station goes online

Buxton went out live to the rest of the country early today, as the town's first local television station, This is Buxton 21TV, hit the airwaves for the very first time.

When asked how they intended to make such a thing work for the town, their chairman, Tony Babblesalot said, "We intend to get the support of local businesses who are known for their generous support towards the broadcasting media." He continued, " Advertising is fairly inexpensive really, a 30 second slot will only cost around £300, which is very good value for television." We asked him to tell us how far the station's signals could be seen? "At present, it reaches as far away as Cowdale, but we're looking to reach Tideswell by 2008.

Well, we shall see, as Buxton Online intends to keep its pages open for further news on this topic. Many of us remember the period in our history, when it was planned to open Buxton's first Airport at Harpur Hill in the 1960s. Many residents didn't find it amusing to know that their homes were to be cleared, to make way for the lengthy runway.



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Diamonds rediscovered in Buxton

The town is all excited about the latest discovery, made by two local children, when out playing in a field. Yes, it's true! Diamonds have been rediscovered in Buxton.

These stones have been known since they were first discovered in Victorian times, when they formed part of an itinerary for walkers at the time.

Noted in "Black's Guide to Buxton", these diamonds have always been a source of wonder to those who find them. They are one of the seven wonders of the Peak District.

Because of their value, the location of these diamonds is to be kept a secret for the moment.




Buxton gets a Scottish Mountain Range!

A wealthy local philanthropist, Angus Macatoomish, who came to live in Buxton 57 years ago, from his home in the Scottish highlands, has successfully made a bid for the mountain range that had been put up for sale in Scotland recently. Angus told us, " I miss my homeland very much.

So much so, I thought it would be nice to bring part of my heritage here to the Peak District. I feel sure that Buxton's tourism will receive a boost because of this. It cost me a pretty penny, to be sure!"

Well, we feel that Mr Macatoomish has done the right thing. The skyline to the west of Buxton will never quite be the same again. Mind you, I'm sure that Angus will have a difficult time explaining to the former residents of Macclesfield, and several other small towns and villages, that their homes had to be demolished and flattened to make way for his huge mountain range.



Looking West from Ashwood Park, towards the new Moutain Range






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