ON : The Nature Of Probability pt 4
Date: 238202.04 - Time: 20.50 - Scene: DM Science Department
Lieutenant Pulchek (npc) was beginning to find the whole concept of
being dead soon as something way beyond his call of duty, or at
least, certainly where his job description was concerned. Therefore,
it came as no real surprise that even he had missed the topic of the
subject that was put to Percival Bellophoron III by Lt Cmdr Vahl
just seconds ago. As far as he could gather, it had something to do
with an experiment on Siliconoid technology. Has the galaxy gone
completely mad, he silently asked himself feeling totally confused
by whatever was going on?
Wait just a minute, he continued to think to himself, didn't I say,
and not all that long ago, that we were all in danger of being
gobbled up by a monstrous great wormhole? Now they are chatting
together like they were holding some damned dinner party. He sighed,
turning his eyes toward the ceiling in complete disbelief.
Ever since he had been able to actually meet the scientists from the
USS Dark Matter, he had considered it to be a golden opportunity to
work close with those from a specialist field they shared in their
vocation. But his dream had been sorely dashed, when the more he
listened to the words chosen by young Percival, the more he was
inclined to imagine that madness was beginning to take a firm hold
on his sanity. What exactly was all this my lord and my lady
nonsense? Had he Lieutenant(jg) Mark (as sane as anyone around him)
Pulchek suddenly stumbled upon some sort of alternate universe, one
that everyone was seemingly aware of apart from himself?
He decided to remain quiet, reasoning that if he said nothing, they
may just forget that he was here, or perhaps he'd finally wake up
and discover that all of this was all just another scary dream.
Right now, he certainly hoped so.
Well, no matter what was going on inside his brain, the odd way that
Percival addressed those he worked along side, continued. He had had
to admit one thing though, just how in the stars Percival managed to
get away with calling a Klingon, my lord chief, defied the laws of
common sense. He rightly reasoned that if he himself had ever
attempted to do such a thing, the Klingon concerned would surely
have chopped him up with his bat'leth and fed his remains to the
stores of Gagh, just to make sure it stayed fresh a while longer.
Listening to what Percival was saying all the while, didn't prevent
his thoughts from slipping out of gear a time or two. With all this
talk about Siliconoid technology, it was easy to understand that he
would get lost somewhere. Why? Simply because he, Mark Pulchek
appeared to be the only one with any concern for what was actually
going to happen to them all in something like twenty-four hours
time. Perhaps if I... he thought, but then decided he had better not
say anything since the Klingon chief of the Dark Matter had a face
on him that would likely turn him to stone, if he so much as even
tried to interrupt the flow of the conversation among them.
He's rambling again, Mark considered as he listened to the hypnotic
tones of Percival Bellophoron the Third. Hey everybody! In case you
hadn't all noticed, we're all going to die soon! He shouted out
aloud deep inside the thing he called his brain. Honestly, he felt
like weeping...
Good grief! There he goes again with his, my lord, my lady. Will I
never get out of here? Go on, pinch yourself, see if this is a
nightmare, cos' it damned well feels like one. Mark pinched his left
arm with his right hand and waited mere seconds to see if it would
have any effect. Nope! Absolutely nothing. My goodness, he
continued to think, being killed by some great wormhole would be a
welcome release after all of this. Were they never going to take my
information seriously?
Mark yawned and quickly covered his mouth with his hand in the hope
that nobody had noticed. Suddenly, he had the urge to get something
to drink, and then just as quickly, changed his mind when he noticed
that Cmdr Vahl was looking at him for some reason or other. Well,
perhaps later on, he thought.
As time marched onward, he began to think that Percival was one very
resilient man. Because, Mark considered carefully, anyone who could
go on for what seemed like hours to him, on a single subject, cannot
be all that bad. For one moment in the middle of it all, he could
have sworn that all of this Siliconoid mumbo-jumbo was clearly
beginning to make some sense. He shook his head from side to side,
just to make sure that all of this wasn't a part of this dream he
thought he was having.
"Upon conclusion of the investigation," Those sounded like words of
epic and magical proportions, and they came just in time, because he
could have sworn that he was nodding off to sleep. But how was this
possible if he was already sleeping? He stretched his legs out under
the table, desperately trying not to draw attention to himself.
After all, he was a scientist, and as such, all scientific matters
should be of interest to him, even at a time like this.
Oh my lord, he thought suddenly, Percival hasn't finished after all?
If I ever survive these next few days, he considered, I'm going to
thank my lucky stars that I'm not serving with the Dark Matter. Give
me the life of a lowly outpost scientist any time. I really think
that I need a long holiday!
Mark's train of thought was immediately broken when the dulcet tones
of what sounded like surprise coming from the commander, reminded
him of where he was. What was that? The Dark Matter, leaving? Oh
joy! Mark took a deep breath of recycled air and forced it down into
his lungs. Things were looking up after all, he decided. But, as he
listened to what was being said, the unfolding words didn't sound as
good as Mark had began to assume. No, he'd gotten it all wrong, it
wasn't the outpost that was in danger, but the Dark Matter. Hell,
why won't that little voice inside my head shut up for a minute or
two? I don't mean any harm to the crew, he thought as he lowered his
head in shame.
Eh! What! Someone's addressing me? Mark coughed and excused himself
for being so inattentive. He tried to reply to Percival's question,
but it sounded completely fuddled inside his head. He glanced at
everyone around the table as if seeking some kind of assistance, but
he was truly alone...
After what seemed like several minutes, it was actually little more
than a few seconds, something pinged inside his brain and the answer
he was seeking came flooding out, well almost anyhow. He'd began
talking, but the more he said, the more he thought that what he was
saying sounded like absolute nonsense. Mark asked Percival a
question about Elsie, one that he saw as being relevant at this
time. However, he never did get a reply. None the less, Mark was
suddenly all ears as Percival continued to explain about something
quite different, regarding shapeshifters and so forth.
It wasn't long before the credit hit Mark squarely between the eyes,
so to speak. If Percival was correct in his assumptions, he, Mark
Pulchek, Chief of Science on outpost 316, had had the wool pulled
over his eyes.
"Are you telling me," Mark suddenly blurted out, "that some... some
kind of shapeshifter has managed to make a fool out of me, perhaps
all of us?" Mark asked, his cheeks quickly turning a deep shade of
red from the embarrassment he was now feeling.
OFF :
Lieutenant Gol'Khar
CSciO
USS Dark Matter
For and on behalf of :
Lieutenant(jg) Mark Pulchek (npc)
CSciO
Outpost 316